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Nocturnal Eats

Kiln Farm

Food hygiene rating 3 / 5 · Generally satisfactory

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A 3 out of 5 is generally satisfactory - perfectly fine, but with a bit of room to improve.

The breakdown

Hygiene Generally satisfactory Cleanliness & condition Good Confidence in management Generally satisfactory

Last inspected on 24 November 2025 by Milton Keynes.

What does this rating mean?

Nocturnal Eats in Kiln Farm has a food hygiene rating of 3 out of 5 (generally satisfactory). On the Food Standards Agency scale, 5 is the best and 0 is the worst. A 3 out of 5 is generally satisfactory. Standards were acceptable, but the inspector noted some room for improvement.

The rating reflects standards found at the last inspection. It is not a verdict on how the food tastes - it scores how well the business manages food safety. How often a place is inspected depends on its risk: lower-rated and higher-risk businesses are revisited more often than spotless ones.

Where is it?

9 Potters Lane,
Kiln Farm,
Milton Keynes,
MK11 3HE
Nocturnal Eats Hygiene Rating - 3/5

This is the official Food Standards Agency hygiene badge for Nocturnal Eats. The data is published by the FSA under the Open Government Licence.

Who inspects Nocturnal Eats?

Food hygiene at Nocturnal Eats is inspected by Milton Keynes, the local authority responsible for this area. You can reach them at http://www.milton-keynes.gov.uk or [email protected].

Questions about Nocturnal Eats

What is Nocturnal Eats’s food hygiene rating?
Nocturnal Eats has a food hygiene rating of 3 out of 5 (Generally satisfactory), based on its last Food Standards Agency inspection on 24 November 2025.
When was Nocturnal Eats last inspected?
Nocturnal Eats was last inspected by Milton Keynes on 24 November 2025.
Is a 3 out of 5 hygiene rating good?
A 3 out of 5 is generally satisfactory. Standards were acceptable, but the inspector noted some room for improvement.
What do the food hygiene scores mean?
The rating combines three checks made on the day of the inspection: how hygienically food is handled, the cleanliness and condition of the premises, and how confident the inspector is that management will keep standards up. A higher overall score, from 0 up to 5, means fewer problems were found.

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