Funky Noodle

LONDON

Food hygiene rating 0 / 5 · Urgent improvement necessary

Bit dodgy, this one

Funky Noodle scored just 0 out of 5 at its last inspection. Maybe think twice before ordering.

The breakdown

Hygiene Improvement necessary Cleanliness & condition Major improvement necessary Confidence in management Major improvement necessary

Last inspected on 15 July 2026 by Westminster.

Rating over time

We have recorded 2 Food Standards Agency inspections for Funky Noodle, from February 2025 to July 2026. Its hygiene rating has gone down, from 3 in 2025 to 0 in 2026.

Food hygiene rating (0 to 5) at each FSA inspection of Funky Noodle.

Food hygiene rating history for Funky Noodle
Inspection date	Rating	Verdict
4 February 2025	3 / 5	Generally satisfactory
15 July 2026	0 / 5	Urgent improvement necessary

What does this rating mean?

Funky Noodle in LONDON has a food hygiene rating of 0 out of 5 (urgent improvement necessary). On the Food Standards Agency scale, 5 is the best and 0 is the worst. A 0 out of 5 means urgent improvement was necessary - the lowest rating the Food Standards Agency gives.

The rating reflects standards found at the last inspection. It is not a verdict on how the food tastes - it scores how well the business manages food safety. How often a place is inspected depends on its risk: lower-rated and higher-risk businesses are revisited more often than spotless ones.

Where is it?

BASEMENT AND GROUND FLOOR 103 CHARING CROSS ROAD,
LONDON,
WC2H 0DT

This is the official Food Standards Agency hygiene badge for Funky Noodle. The data is published by the FSA under the Open Government Licence.

Who inspects Funky Noodle?

Food hygiene at Funky Noodle is inspected by Westminster, the local authority responsible for this area. You can reach them at http://www.westminster.gov.uk/ or [email protected].

Questions about Funky Noodle

What is Funky Noodle’s food hygiene rating?

Funky Noodle has a food hygiene rating of 0 out of 5 (Urgent improvement necessary), based on its last Food Standards Agency inspection on 15 July 2026.

When was Funky Noodle last inspected?

Funky Noodle was last inspected by Westminster on 15 July 2026.

Is a 0 out of 5 hygiene rating good?

A 0 out of 5 means urgent improvement was necessary - the lowest rating the Food Standards Agency gives.

What do the food hygiene scores mean?

The rating combines three checks made on the day of the inspection: how hygienically food is handled, the cleanliness and condition of the premises, and how confident the inspector is that management will keep standards up. A higher overall score, from 0 up to 5, means fewer problems were found.