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Fuckoffee

Bermondsey Street

Food hygiene rating 5 / 5 · Very good

Squeaky clean

Fuckoffee scored a 5 out of 5 at its last inspection. Tuck in.

The breakdown

Hygiene Very good Cleanliness & condition Good Confidence in management Very good

Last inspected on 22 April 2026 by Southwark.

Rating over time

We have recorded 2 Food Standards Agency inspections for Fuckoffee, from February 2020 to April 2026. Its hygiene rating has held steady, from 5 in 2020 to 5 in 2026.

0 1 2 3 4 5 11 Feb 2020: 5 out of 5 22 Apr 2026: 5 out of 5 Feb 2020 Apr 2026
Food hygiene rating (0 to 5) at each FSA inspection of Fuckoffee.
Food hygiene rating history for Fuckoffee
Inspection date Rating Verdict
5 / 5 Very good
5 / 5 Very good

What does this rating mean?

Fuckoffee in Bermondsey Street has a food hygiene rating of 5 out of 5 (very good). On the Food Standards Agency scale, 5 is the best and 0 is the worst. Yes - 5 is the top food hygiene rating. It means hygiene standards were very good at the last inspection.

The rating reflects standards found at the last inspection. It is not a verdict on how the food tastes - it scores how well the business manages food safety. How often a place is inspected depends on its risk: lower-rated and higher-risk businesses are revisited more often than spotless ones.

Where is it?

Unit A,
163,
Bermondsey Street,
London,
SE1 3UW
Fuckoffee Hygiene Rating - 5/5

This is the official Food Standards Agency hygiene badge for Fuckoffee. The data is published by the FSA under the Open Government Licence.

Who inspects Fuckoffee?

Food hygiene at Fuckoffee is inspected by Southwark, the local authority responsible for this area. You can reach them at http://www.southwark.gov.uk/ or [email protected].

Questions about Fuckoffee

What is Fuckoffee’s food hygiene rating?
Fuckoffee has a food hygiene rating of 5 out of 5 (Very good), based on its last Food Standards Agency inspection on 22 April 2026.
When was Fuckoffee last inspected?
Fuckoffee was last inspected by Southwark on 22 April 2026.
Is a 5 out of 5 hygiene rating good?
Yes - 5 is the top food hygiene rating. It means hygiene standards were very good at the last inspection.
What do the food hygiene scores mean?
The rating combines three checks made on the day of the inspection: how hygienically food is handled, the cleanliness and condition of the premises, and how confident the inspector is that management will keep standards up. A higher overall score, from 0 up to 5, means fewer problems were found.

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