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Mesmer Cafe

Food hygiene rating 0 / 5 · Urgent improvement necessary

Bit dodgy, this one

Mesmer Cafe scored just 0 out of 5 at its last inspection. Maybe think twice before ordering.

The breakdown

Hygiene Major improvement necessary Cleanliness & condition Major improvement necessary Confidence in management Major improvement necessary

Last inspected on 6 February 2026 by Lambeth.

Rating over time

We have recorded 2 Food Standards Agency inspections for Mesmer Cafe, from April 2018 to February 2026. Its hygiene rating has gone down, from 2 in 2018 to 0 in 2026.

0 1 2 3 4 5 17 Apr 2018: 2 out of 5 6 Feb 2026: 0 out of 5 Apr 2018 Feb 2026
Food hygiene rating (0 to 5) at each FSA inspection of Mesmer Cafe.
Food hygiene rating history for Mesmer Cafe
Inspection date Rating Verdict
2 / 5 Improvement necessary
0 / 5 Urgent improvement necessary

What does this rating mean?

Mesmer Cafe has a food hygiene rating of 0 out of 5 (urgent improvement necessary). On the Food Standards Agency scale, 5 is the best and 0 is the worst. A 0 out of 5 means urgent improvement was necessary - the lowest rating the Food Standards Agency gives.

The rating reflects standards found at the last inspection. It is not a verdict on how the food tastes - it scores how well the business manages food safety. How often a place is inspected depends on its risk: lower-rated and higher-risk businesses are revisited more often than spotless ones.

Where is it?

73 Stockwell Road,
London,
SW9 9PY
Mesmer Cafe Hygiene Rating - 0/5

This is the official Food Standards Agency hygiene badge for Mesmer Cafe. The data is published by the FSA under the Open Government Licence.

Who inspects Mesmer Cafe?

Food hygiene at Mesmer Cafe is inspected by Lambeth, the local authority responsible for this area. You can reach them at http://www.lambeth.gov.uk or [email protected].

Questions about Mesmer Cafe

What is Mesmer Cafe’s food hygiene rating?
Mesmer Cafe has a food hygiene rating of 0 out of 5 (Urgent improvement necessary), based on its last Food Standards Agency inspection on 6 February 2026.
When was Mesmer Cafe last inspected?
Mesmer Cafe was last inspected by Lambeth on 6 February 2026.
Is a 0 out of 5 hygiene rating good?
A 0 out of 5 means urgent improvement was necessary - the lowest rating the Food Standards Agency gives.
What do the food hygiene scores mean?
The rating combines three checks made on the day of the inspection: how hygienically food is handled, the cleanliness and condition of the premises, and how confident the inspector is that management will keep standards up. A higher overall score, from 0 up to 5, means fewer problems were found.

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