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Browns Cafe

Food hygiene rating 0 / 5 · Urgent improvement necessary

Bit dodgy, this one

Browns Cafe scored just 0 out of 5 at its last inspection. Maybe think twice before ordering.

The breakdown

Hygiene Urgent improvement necessary Cleanliness & condition Urgent improvement necessary Confidence in management Urgent improvement necessary

Last inspected on 20 November 2025 by Ealing.

Rating over time

We have recorded 2 Food Standards Agency inspections for Browns Cafe, from January 2020 to November 2025. Its hygiene rating has gone down, from 2 in 2020 to 0 in 2025.

0 1 2 3 4 5 14 Jan 2020: 2 out of 5 20 Nov 2025: 0 out of 5 Jan 2020 Nov 2025
Food hygiene rating (0 to 5) at each FSA inspection of Browns Cafe.
Food hygiene rating history for Browns Cafe
Inspection date Rating Verdict
2 / 5 Improvement necessary
0 / 5 Urgent improvement necessary

What does this rating mean?

Browns Cafe has a food hygiene rating of 0 out of 5 (urgent improvement necessary). On the Food Standards Agency scale, 5 is the best and 0 is the worst. A 0 out of 5 means urgent improvement was necessary - the lowest rating the Food Standards Agency gives.

The rating reflects standards found at the last inspection. It is not a verdict on how the food tastes - it scores how well the business manages food safety. How often a place is inspected depends on its risk: lower-rated and higher-risk businesses are revisited more often than spotless ones.

Where is it?

4 The Crescent,
Southall,
UB1 1BE
Browns Cafe Hygiene Rating - 0/5

This is the official Food Standards Agency hygiene badge for Browns Cafe. The data is published by the FSA under the Open Government Licence.

Who inspects Browns Cafe?

Food hygiene at Browns Cafe is inspected by Ealing, the local authority responsible for this area. You can reach them at https://www.ealing.gov.uk/info/201150/food_hygiene_and_safety or [email protected].

Questions about Browns Cafe

What is Browns Cafe’s food hygiene rating?
Browns Cafe has a food hygiene rating of 0 out of 5 (Urgent improvement necessary), based on its last Food Standards Agency inspection on 20 November 2025.
When was Browns Cafe last inspected?
Browns Cafe was last inspected by Ealing on 20 November 2025.
Is a 0 out of 5 hygiene rating good?
A 0 out of 5 means urgent improvement was necessary - the lowest rating the Food Standards Agency gives.
What do the food hygiene scores mean?
The rating combines three checks made on the day of the inspection: how hygienically food is handled, the cleanliness and condition of the premises, and how confident the inspector is that management will keep standards up. A higher overall score, from 0 up to 5, means fewer problems were found.

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