No Monkey Business

KESWICK

Food hygiene rating 5 / 5 · Very good

Squeaky clean

No Monkey Business scored a 5 out of 5 at its last inspection. Tuck in.

The breakdown

Hygiene Good Cleanliness & condition Good Confidence in management Very good

Last inspected on 7 November 2025 by Cumberland.

What does this rating mean?

No Monkey Business in KESWICK has a food hygiene rating of 5 out of 5 (very good). On the Food Standards Agency scale, 5 is the best and 0 is the worst. Yes - 5 is the top food hygiene rating. It means hygiene standards were very good at the last inspection.

The rating reflects standards found at the last inspection. It is not a verdict on how the food tastes - it scores how well the business manages food safety. How often a place is inspected depends on its risk: lower-rated and higher-risk businesses are revisited more often than spotless ones.

Where is it?

43 MAIN STREET,
KESWICK,
CA12 5DS

This is the official Food Standards Agency hygiene badge for No Monkey Business. The data is published by the FSA under the Open Government Licence.

Who inspects No Monkey Business?

Food hygiene at No Monkey Business is inspected by Cumberland, the local authority responsible for this area. You can reach them at http://www.cumberland.gov.uk or [email protected].

Questions about No Monkey Business

What is No Monkey Business’s food hygiene rating?

No Monkey Business has a food hygiene rating of 5 out of 5 (Very good), based on its last Food Standards Agency inspection on 7 November 2025.

When was No Monkey Business last inspected?

No Monkey Business was last inspected by Cumberland on 7 November 2025.

Is a 5 out of 5 hygiene rating good?

Yes - 5 is the top food hygiene rating. It means hygiene standards were very good at the last inspection.

What do the food hygiene scores mean?

The rating combines three checks made on the day of the inspection: how hygienically food is handled, the cleanliness and condition of the premises, and how confident the inspector is that management will keep standards up. A higher overall score, from 0 up to 5, means fewer problems were found.